Olive got to say is this:

ahhhhh.....

So refreshing is the taste of vodka and olive juice. It'll put hair on your chest.

(if that were true, my chest would be a hairy jungle of pleasure...mmm, mmm)

I like my martini's a little dirty and my men the same. Wait, what?

These little martini's have caused me more than a handful of "priceless" moments. I've ended up in giant flower pots on O street, hanging my head out the door while waiting for a train, falling in lust, messing around with friends, spending A LOT of money, and becoming a better person. All because of a martini.

Hmm, now I thirsty.